Do you see anything wrong with this picture? If you’re like me, this sight will send you into inexplicable fits of anger.
You know what I’m talking about.
I know you have a strong preference for one or the other: over or under.
Me? I secretly curse every person in every house that hangs them with the paper falling under the roll. And, if I find it hanging under at your house, I will change it. Why? I’ll share some of my legit concerns.
What if the person in there before you is extremely careless and (gag me) left “something” on the last square? You won’t see it right away because it faces away from you against the wall. Unless you take the time to look at that square, you’re effed.
Or how about in a public bathroom? Whenever the paper hangs under the roll, you pray to high heaven that the ribbon doesn’t break off and gets trapped inside that bulky dispenser. Otherwise you’ll have to dig into that thing and pray to God you won’t find an unexpected surprise in there. Or in my case, nick your skin on the serrated plastic and worry about contracting some disease. That would be tearable! (ba-dum boosh!)
That’s why I make sure to ALWAYS have the TP hanging over the roll, free and clear of any
irrational real dangers of the “under” hanging rolls (side eye). Especially when I have guests staying with us.
This Thanksgiving weekend, my in-laws are staying with us, and for that I cannot WAIT! They’re amazing people to have around. They also understand my quirks and know the proper way to hang a toilet paper roll.
But because I bought Cottonelle TRIPLE ROLLS, I won’t have to worry about changing rolls while they’re here. Seriously, they’re as big as my head! Some people will go cheap and switch their two-ply rolls with one-ply when they have company over. To that I say: you better hope they’re the kind of people that wash their hands. Enough said.
I trust Cottonelle with our…business. And you can betcha that those rolls will be sitting pretty with the paper hanging on top. Maybe even with a little bow on top? Maybe even with a little triangle like nice hotels do? (They understand this TP business).
So, are you an over or under person?