Hey, Mom. I just woke up and noticed you blinked. Does that mean it’s time to go outside now?
Hey, Mom. Look how cute I look. Especially when I cock my head to one side.
Don’t I get something for this?
Hey, Mom. You wanna know what would be REALLY great right now? Catching that squirrel.
I know you threw this ball to us, Mom. But this spot smells too good to ignore.
Chip is still looking for this ball. Suckerrrrr.
What do you mean? I meant chase me around the yard like a hooligan.
One day the circus will claim Chip as the worlds’ first flying dog.
The second you reach for this, Mom, I’m gonna run off with it.
Did somebody say “kitty?”
Enough with the pictures, lady. I want a treat. And some water. Preferably Fiji.
What do you mean this ball has been here the entire time?