1. Be blind or be deaf?
This is a tough one. It’s a sensitive topic and that last thing I would want is for anyone to think I am insensitive in writing about it. Given that I’m a musician (and actually have a college degree in vocal performance) I would be utterly devastated to be deaf. If singing was not such a personal identifier for me, I wouldn’t mind being deaf as I’m a highly visual person as well. I could still sing while blind (hi Andrea Bocelli), so being blind is my final answer.
2. Be taller than you are or shorter than you are?
Given that I’m 5-foot-2 on a GOOD day I would rather be taller. Shopping something that fits my petite frame is hard outside of LOFT. Besides, the most glamorous clothes are made for long torsos.
3. Be a teenager or a senior citizen for the rest of your life?
Ugh. The youth is truly wasted on the young. I would rather be a senior citizen. People are surprised at how “old” I act in real life (I’ve always been an old soul). It’s something I’ve been thinking lately…how I would love to be a teenager with all the knowledge people learn over the course of a lifetime. Think about it. You work and work and work all your life, and the one time when you have money to spend however you wish, you’re OLD. Why can’t we be born like Benjamin Button and have the best years of our lives towards the end?
4. Have no hands or no legs?
I’m a terrible dancer. I’d venture to say that I don’t even like dancing. I have so many problems walking between tripping and losing my balance on a day to day basis that I think not having legs might actually increase my lifespan. I currently have a welt on my shin from banging it into the opened dishwasher door from 3 weeks ago.
5. Lose your front teeth or both eyebrows?
Did you guys know that one of those is actually one of my biggest fears in life? Eyebrows I can deal with losing (although the painted on kind give me the creeps). But teeth? $##[email protected] One of my biggest fears (besides childbirth) is losing any teeth. Maybe it’s all the years of tooth extractions, braces, and dental surgeries. But I would hate to lose my front teeth. So, eyebrows it is.
6. Eat a worm or a cockroach?
Seriously? Eff you guys for asking this question. I’d rather slurp up a worm Timone & Puumba style and embrace ignorance as I convince myself it tasted like chicken.
7. Spend a day in the Sahara or North Pole?
North Pole. It matches my icy heart. Just kidding. But really, being this princess would be awesome. Not to mention that my best hair days are always when the air is cold. Enough said.
8. Have a personal chef or a personal driver?
Personal chef. I love driving, and my creativity in the kitchen is lacking.
9. Always have to whisper or always have to shout?
Whisper. I don’t see the need to yell all the time.
10. Can’t taste or can’t smell?
Ask a foodie this question and not tasting would be devastating. I’m not a foodie, but I can tell you I rather taste my food than smell it. I can deal with not smelling anything.
11. Wipe with sandpaper or saran wrap?
Really cute. Saran wrap. Moving on.
12. Have Twitter shut down for a day or your blog disappear for a day?
Twitter can go away for a day and I’d survive. I actually just moved my site to A Small Orange and I can’t say enough good things about their customer service! Right now they have a 25% off midsummer sale for web-hosting. I highly recommend them!
13. Text of your blog is screwed up or all the pictures you post on your blog are blurry?
I can deal with blurry pictures for a hot second. Text? What’s the point of having a blog or website? Father Google says content is king. And what Google says is the law of the land.
14. Never be able to post another GIF or never be able to receive comments on your posts?
You know, the only reason I put in two GIFs in this blog post was because of this question. I like comments, but I also like GIFs. I’d break up with GIFs if it was completely necessary.
15. Have a permanent wedgie or have the tag on your shirt constantly scratch your neck?
This question. I just can’t. Sorry ladies, I know you said we had to choose, but I refuse to choose either hellacious situation in this question. Neither.
Linking up with Juliette