I’ve never written a post about my Google search terms before, because some of them quite honestly could be rated NC-17. I hope these make you laugh because I think they’re freaking hilarious.
“I’m your IG crush”
Really? You shouldn’t have.
“true love doesn’t care what size you are”
Can ya say that again? Amen, my love.
“girls in see through yoga pants” and “hot girls in yoga pants”
I had to lump these two together. I mean, what is wrong with you? But maybe this means I’m hot?
Whoopsies. I should have seen that one coming.
Wait, not only were you looking for an image for a creeper, but you also had the specific pixel dimensions of that image, too?
YOU are the creeper!
“cleavage selfie” and “fat kid selfie”
Nope. All out of those. But we do have bedselfies in aisle five.
When hanger strikes, run for cover.
“I am sorry my love”
So am I, my love. So am I.
Just one (1) blog post talking about this show and it becomes the third most popular search term for this blog.
“my dirty hobby”
Dirty, dirty person.
“happy anniversary you two”
Why, thank you. Thank you very much.
“can i have a glass of copa de vino while pregnant?”
I don’t know what bothers me more: the fact that you don’t know the answer to this, or that you tried to write it in a cutesy way. I blame Beth and her guest post for this.
“allergic to bitches”
Why, yes. Yes, I am allergic to bitches. Especially when said bitch makes herself the victim.
“northern belles drama group”
I’d like to thank my parents, my manager, and all my fans for this one. Yes, people. You heard it here. La La Lisette is AKA the Northern Belles Drama Group. Did they know I’m a performer?
When compiled this list, I learned that blog comments are also to blame. Hence the wine drinking while pregnant search term. So I leave you with this question: